Online Poker with Friends | Part 20.
Kc 4c.
Three-player pot.
Flop: 97J
Checked around.
Turn: A
I bet $14.
Two folds.
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Q5s. Fold.
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Me: “Little People is politically correct. Sorry, catching up on notes.”
Joachim: “We’ve moved on. Adding our own lexicon.”
Me: “I ate a BLT and a Turkey sandwich today.”
MattieBoy: “Turkey Club?”
MattieBoy (again): “I ate a good Roast Beef Club On Wheat.”
Me: “No bacon on Turkey sandwich. I had a BLT On Wheat last night at Daytona. They make a mean BLT! I was surprised.”
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JJ from MP.
Raise to $12.
All folds.
Waste.
This is why I sometimes raise to $8. It depends on the situation, including the players behind me, how they’re playing on this night, as well as some other factors.
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K3o. Fold.
J7o. Fold.
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donkmagnet76: “Nothing beats a good Meatball Sub.”
Joachim: “Well. Winning the Powerball would.”
Joachim (again): “imo.”
donkmagnet76: “haha. Touche.”
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T6o. Fold.
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donkmagnet76: “No T on a BLT so I’d have a B. Not sure what happened to the lettuce.”
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K2o. Fold.
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Me: “Apparently, Homeless does not like sandwiches.”
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93o. Fold.
63o. Fold.
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HomelessB: “Sandwiches are fine. It’s losing I don’t like.”
Joachim: “I don’t like lima beans.”
donkmagnet76: “Who does, Joachim? But I bet they would improve if cooked with bacon fat.”
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74s. Fold.
63o. Fold.
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Me: “(sandwich emoji) > losing.”
MattieBoy: “Absolutely anything tastes better with bacon.”
donkmagnet76: “Make a grilled cheese with bacon in it.”
HomelessB: “I always feel like a winner. I just don’t always win.”
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77.
Call.
Four-player pot.
Flop: 3K2
donkmagnet76 bets $8.
MattieBoy calls.
Fold.
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K5o. Fold.
Q2o. Fold.
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HomelessB: “Grilled Cheese With Bacon is where it’s at!”
donkmagnet76: “Hellz yeah!”
Me: “MatlockRgers is in the house. Please make him feel welcome by throwing stuff at him.”
Chaos ensues.
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K4o in BB.
Check.
Joachim bets $12.
Fold.
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PokerByotch: “I’m getting hungry.”
PokerByotch (again): “All this food.”
I throw poop at her.
Me: “Haagen-Dazs.”
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JJ on Button.
Raise to $8.
Poker132213 raises to $24.
Call.
Flop: 248-rainbow.
He checks.
I bet $39.
He folds.
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J6o. Fold.
A7o. Fold.
64o. Fold.
A3o. Fold.
92o. Fold.
72o. Fold.
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MattieBoy: “I got that kind of ice cream when I was in church.”
PokerByotch: “lmao.”
donkmagnet76: “Ok. Seriously. How do you get those diamonds? Buy them?”
MattieBoy: “Who? You get daily rewards if you know where to look on the app.”
For the record, I have no clue what he’s talking about. The emojis are just in my account and I never seem to run out of them.
donkmagnet76: “Clearly, I haven’t figured out where to look.”
HomelessB: “lol.”
HomelessB (again): “You already have a lot of my money.”
MattieBoy: “ha!”
MattieBoy (again): “I currently have 541 more emojis to throw. I better get crackin’.”
donkmagnet76: “Just don’t throw out your back with the heavier emojis.”
MattieBoy: “I’m as strong as an ox.”
MattieBoy (again): “87-year-old ox.”
donkmagnet76: “So you can almost swing your tail at the gnats.”
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76o in SB.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $16.
Fold.
He shows an A.
I show a 6.
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K6o.
Fold.
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65o in SB.
MattieBoy raises to $12 from UTG.
Fold.
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VPIP: 20%
-$3.14
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75o. Fold.
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Qs Ts in MP.
SlowerRoll16 calls.
I raise to $11.
Joachim calls.
SlowerRoll16 calls.
Flop: 4s 8h Qd
SlowerRoll16 checks.
I bet $22.
Two folds.
Back in black (again). I’m getting nauseous writing about it—all this back and forth—like the Pirate Ship at a carnival.
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J9o. Fold.
76o. Fold.
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KK UTG +1.
Raise to $12.
PokerByotch calls.
Flop: 69J
PokerByotch checks.
I bet $24.
She folds.
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Ts 7s in BB.
Check.
Heads-up vs. PokerByotch.
Flop: AA8
Check.
She bets $6.
Fold.
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QJo in SB.
MattieBoy calls.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.
Fold.
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95o. Fold.
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99.
Call.
MattieBoy calls.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $16.
Call.
MattieBoy folds.
Flop: 5Q3
Check-check.
Turn: 2
SlowerRoll16 bets $17.
Call.
River: 3
Check-check.
SlowerRoll16 tables AK.
Nice pot.
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T7o. Fold.
95o. Fold.
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donkmagnet76: “Is there a full moon? Tyler is winning on a Sunday.”
Me: “(two laughing emojis). So far. (fingers crossed emoji).”
MattieBoy: “Wow … that’s messed up.”
donkmagnet76: “Nah, even he admits he’s usually easy like Sunday morning.”
donkmagnet76 (again): “On Sundays.”
MattieBoy: “I’m aware. I’ve read his stuff and follow along. Stop giving him your ***** then! (laughing emoji).”
Not sure if that’s ‘cash’ ‘money’ ‘shit’ or something else.
donkmagnet76: “I don’t think much has gone directly to him tonight.”
donkmagnet76: “I’m sharing the love and the chips.”
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Th 7h in SB.
Call.
Three-way pot.
Flop: K5K
Checked around.
Turn: 2
Check.
Stackitup bets $12.
donkmagnet76 calls.
Fold.
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As 7s on Button.
Raise to $12.
Poker132213 raises to $48.
Fold.
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55 in Cutoff.
Call.
MatlockRgers checks from BB.
Flop: A65
Check-check.
Turn: J
MatlockRgers bets $6.
Raise to $12.
He calls.
River: 3
MatlockRgers checks.
I bet $23.
He calls and auto-mucks.
Decent pot.
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K5s. Fold.
64o. Fold.
62o. Fold.
K9o. Fold.
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88 UTG.
Call.
donkmagnet76 raises to $16.
Call.
Flop: A2T
Check.
donkmagnet76 bets $20.
Fold.
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65o in BB.
PokerByotch raises to $12.
Fold.
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JJ in SB.
Poker13213, donkmagnet76, and HomelessB call.
Call.
Stackitup checks.
Flop: KT7
Check.
Stackitup bets $12.
donkmagnet76 calls.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $36.
HomelessB folds.
Fold.
Stackitup calls.
donkmagnet76 folds.
Turn: 3
Stackitup checks.
SlowerRoll16 bets $30.
Stackitup calls.
River: 3
Check-check.
Stackitup scoops with K5.
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97o on Button.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $8.
Call.
Stackitup calls.
Poker132213 calls.
Flop: K35
Checked around.
Turn: 8
Checked around.
River: K
Checked around.
Poker132213 scoops with 44.
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75o. Fold.
76o. Fold.
64o. Fold.
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Ah 9h in MP.
Call.
Six-player pot.
Flop: 2c As Kc.
I bet $10.
All folds.
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63o. Fold.
J4o. Fold.
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As 7d in BB.
SlowerRoll16 calls.
Check.
Flop: 6QT
He bets $6.
Fold.
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Jh Jc in SB.
PokerByotch calls.
Raise to $8.
PokerByotch calls.
Flop: 652 (two clubs)
I bet $17.
PokerByotch calls.
Turn: Qc
Check.
She bets $22.
Fold.
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K4o. Fold.
T2s. Fold.
K7o. Fold.
Q4o. Fold.
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44 in MP.
Call.
Four-player pot.
Flop: K8T
Checked around.
Turn: 5
Checked around.
River: 8
Checked around.
HomelessB scoops with 84.
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T5o. Fold.
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Qs 3h in BB.
HomelessB and PokerByotch call.
SlowerRoll16 tank-raises to $24.
All folds.
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Qs Js in SB.
HomelessB calls.
Call.
DaKRAKN checks.
Flop: T93-rainbow
I bet $18.
All folds.
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T2s. Fold.
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VPIP: 23.28%
+$49.51
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8c 6c in CO.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.
Call. I had planned on raising to $12 so that works.
Flop: JQ6
SlowerRoll16 checks.
I bet $14.
He calls.
Turn: 9
Check-check.
River: 5
He bets $39.
He has KT, AT, or AK. Likelihood of hands in that order. Only hands that make sense to me.
Call.
He shows AT.
Nice pot.
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63o. Fold.
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QJo.
Call.
MattieBoy raises to $14.
Call.
Flop: 8Q5
MattieBoy bets $16.
Call.
Turn: 2 (third diamond)
Check-check.
River: 9d
He tables KK (no diamond).
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Kd 5d.
Call.
Poker132213 calls.
Four-player pot.
Flop: 4Q6
Checked to MattieBoy, who bets $10.
Fold.
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73o. Fold.
32o. Fold.
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T9o in BB.
MattieBoy raises to $12.
Fold.
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K4o in SB.
HomelessB calls.
Call.
DaKRAKN checks.
Flop: Q3A
Checked to HomelessB, who bets $6.
Fold.
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Ac Td.
donkmagnet76 calls.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $16.
Call.
donkmagnet76 calls.
Flop: 992
donkmagnet76 bets $16.
Fold.
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63o. Fold.
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Qh Jd in HJ.
PokerByotch raises to $12.
Fold.
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3d 3h in MP.
Call.
Poker132213 calls.
MattieBoy calls.
Flop: 683 (two spades)
MattieBoy & donkmagnet76 check to me.
I bet $11.
All folds.
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K7o. Fold.
86o. Fold.
94o. Fold.
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T3s in BB.
Poker132213 raises to $12.
Fold.
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Ks 7d in SB.
Call.
Three-player pot.
Flop: 385 (two diamonds)
Check.
DaKRAKN checks.
PokerByotch bets $8.
Fold.
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Q6o. Fold.
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97o.
Red Riding raises to $14.
Fold.
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75o. Fold.
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PokerByotch: “Ok. Time to call it a night. Good night all.”
Me: “gn.”
MattieBoy: “night SOB.”
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Q6o. Fold.
98o. Fold.
73o. Fold.
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88 in BB.
MattieBoy raises to $12.
Call.
Flop: KTQ
Check.
MattieBoy bets $8.
Fold.
He shows TT.
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85o. Fold.
92o. Fold.
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VPIP: 24.13%
+$47.31
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T7o.
Red Riding raises to $12.
Fold.
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64s. Fold.
74o. Fold.
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MattieBoy: “I’m hopping off in a few hands. Falling asleep.”
donkmagnet76: “Ditto.”
donkmagnet76 (again): “Being able to play lying down is both good and bad.”
They’re typing too fast! I can’t keep up with this conversation—I missed a lot of it. I gathered a few key points—sleeping, kidneys, and cats.
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52o. Fold.
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66 UTG +2.
DaKRAKN raises to $8.
donkmagnet76 calls.
ACDOES2k calls.
Call.
Flop: AK9
Checked around.
Turn: 7
ACDOES2k checks.
Check.
DaKRAKN bets $12.
All folds.
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J8o. Fold.
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83o in BB.
donkmagnet76 calls.
Red Riding raises to $12.
Fold.
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Jc 2c in SB.
flapjakjesus raises to $16.
Fold.
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52o. Fold.
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Ah 9s in Cutoff.
Call.
DaKRAKN raises to $17.
Fold.
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VPIP: 23.91%
+$29.31
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Ah 2h UTG +1.
Raise to $8.
flapjakjesus and ACDOES2k call.
Flop: 6d Ks 8d
Checked around.
Turn: A
flapjakjesus checks.
ACDOES2k bets $13.
I know he has an A. It has to be a stronger A than mine.
Tough fold but correct fold.
Fold.
This is one of many situations where knowing the player is much more important than the technical side of the game. I apply this on every hand against every player to the best of my ability, not just here.
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Q8o. Fold.
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A9o UTG.
Fold.
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Ad Qd in BB.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.
Call.
Flop: 3AJ
Check.
SlowerRoll16 bets $6.
I raise to $17.
He folds.
I knew he would know I had an A. No deception on this hand. Just wanted to win a pot.
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22 in SB.
ACDOES2k raises to $10.
Call.
Flop: 44Q
I bet $12.
He folds.
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9h 8h on B.
Raise to $12.
DaKRAKN raises to $37.
Fold.
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Kd Qc in CO.
Call.
SlowerRoll16 checks from BB.
Flop: KJ9
He checks.
I bet $4.
He folds.
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K8o. Fold.
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VPIP: 25.65%
+$46.21
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22 UTG +1.
Call.
DaKRAKN calls.
flapjakjesus calls.
ACDOES2k checks.
Flop: 55T
flapjakjesus checks.
ACDOES2k checks.
I bet $12, repping the T.
DaKRAKN folds.
flapjakjesus calls.
ACDOES2k raises to $30.
Fold.
That wasn’t a good idea with that many opponents. Typical Sunday? I don’t know. These aren’t plays I make on other nights.
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A4o. Fold.
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As Js in BB.
ACODES2k calls.
Check.
I talked him into playing so I don’t want to take his money, especially after he just lost a big pot (not written about above).
Flop: 7K6
Unfortunately, my notes were not completed here. What happened shall forever remain a mystery.
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64o in SB.
ACDOES2k calls.
Call.
DaKRAKN checks from BB.
Flop: 957
I bet $4.
ACDOES2k calls.
Turn: T
Check-check.
River: 9
Check-check.
He scoops with a pair of 7s.
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Jh 9h on B.
flapjakjesus raises to $10.
Fold.
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42o. Fold.
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VPIP: 26.02%
+$18.21
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Kd Jh in MP.
Call.
DaKRAKN calls.
flapjakjesus checks.
Flop: A56
flapjakjesus checks from BB.
I bet $10.
I know flapjakjesus doesn’t have an A. He would have raised from the BB. Just need to get through DaKRAKN.
DaKRAKN tank-calls.
flapjakjesus folds.
Turn: 3
Check-check.
River: 5
Check-check.
He tables A8 for the scoop.
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Q6o. Fold.
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Ad 3d in BB.
MatlockRgers raises to $10.
ACDOES2k calls.
Call.
Flop: 233 (two spades)
Check.
MatlockRgers checks.
ACDOES2k checks.
Turn: 9 (third spade)
Check (still trapping).
ACDOES2k folds.
MatlockRgers bets $16.
Call.
River: Js (horrible card)
Check (not to trap/white flag)
MatlockRgers bets $36.
Fold.
MatlockRgers shows Qc Th for a bluff.
He doesn’t know, I guess.
Great spot for a bluff though.
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75o. Fold.
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VPIP: 26.23%
-$23.79
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9c 6c.
Red Riding raises to $12.
Call.
Flop: 75A (one club)
Red Riding checks.
Turn: 2c
Check-check.
River: Js
Red Riding bets $42.
Fold.
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52s. Fold.
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Q8o in BB.
MatlockRgers raises to $8.
Call.
Flop: 37J
Check-check.
Turn: 9
I bet $4.
He raises to $8.
Call.
River: 4s
Check.
He bets $34.
Fold.
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Kh 3h in SB.
flapjakjesus raises to $10.
Call.
Need to try something.
Flop: 2h 5d 6h
Check.
He bets $14.
Call.
Turn: 7c
Check-check.
River: 7d
Check-check.
He scoops (don’t remember his hand).
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J6o. Fold.
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Just minimize the run bad. All those nights with losses less than $200 (always my buy-in) add up to a lot of savings over the long haul.
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Ks 6s in CO.
Raise to $12.
MatlockRgers calls.
SlowerRoll16 calls.
Flop: K4T
Two checks to me.
I bet $24.
MatlockRgers calls.
SlowerRoll16 folds.
Turn: 6
MatlockRgers checks.
I jam for $66.21. I do this because he might think it’s a revenge bluff and won’t want me to show it. This is one of many reasons you should never show a bluff. It will hurt you long haul.
He calls and tables KJ.
Effective play.
Then again, most players call with KJ there for $66.21.
For me, it would depend on my opponent.
We run it three times.
I win 2 of 3.
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86o. Fold.
T4o. Fold.
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Th 3h in BB.
DaKRAKN raises to $12.
Fold.
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8d 5d in SB.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.
Fold.
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82s. Fold.
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K8o in CO.
Call.
SlowerRoll16 checks.
Flop: 9T8
He checks.
I bet $6.
He calls.
Turn: 7
Check-check.
River: 4
He tables T7 and scoops.
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55.
Call.
MatlockRgers calls.
flapjackjesus checks.
Flop: 96Q
Checked around.
Turn: 8
flapjakjesus checks.
I bet $13.
Two folds.
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7h 4c in BB.
SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.
Fold.
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VPIP: 27.06%
-$69.19
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97o in SB.
Call.
Flop: Q82
I bet $8—hasn’t worked tonight but usually effective heads-up. Also need to know opponent. Only problem here is I didn’t record my opponent! What a night.
Mystery Player folds.
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94o. Fold.
62o. Fold.
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Three-handed now: me, SlowerRoll16, and flapjakjesus
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53o in BB.
flapjakjesus calls.
Check.
Flop: 5A5
flapjakjesus checks.
Check.
Turn: 3
flapjakjesus bets $6.
Call.
River: K
He checks.
I bet $16.
He folds.
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83s in SB.
flapjakjesus raises to $12.
Fold.
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T3o. Fold.
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Jc 4s in BB.
Walk.
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Kh 8h in SB.
Call.
SlowerRoll16 checks.
Flop: J5J
I bet $4.
He calls.
Check-fold.
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Session complete.
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VPIP: 26.86%
-$63.19
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As I finish typing this, I had a +$467.22 two nights ago and a -$200 last night (my fastest session to date). My updated stats…
Win/Loss: 38-28
Overall: +$4,151.22
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It’s already Saturday as I finish typing this. Next session tomorrow night. See you there!
♠ Tyler Nals | pokerjournal.org
