Online Poker with Friends | Part 20

Online Poker with Friends | Part 20.

Kc 4c.

Three-player pot.

Flop: 97J

Checked around.

Turn: A

I bet $14.

Two folds.

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Q5s. Fold.

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Me: “Little People is politically correct. Sorry, catching up on notes.”

Joachim: “We’ve moved on. Adding our own lexicon.”

Me: “I ate a BLT and a Turkey sandwich today.”

MattieBoy: “Turkey Club?”

MattieBoy (again): “I ate a good Roast Beef Club On Wheat.”

Me: “No bacon on Turkey sandwich. I had a BLT On Wheat last night at Daytona. They make a mean BLT! I was surprised.”

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JJ from MP.

Raise to $12.

All folds.

Waste.

This is why I sometimes raise to $8. It depends on the situation, including the players behind me, how they’re playing on this night, as well as some other factors.

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K3o. Fold.

J7o. Fold.

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donkmagnet76: “Nothing beats a good Meatball Sub.”

Joachim: “Well. Winning the Powerball would.”

Joachim (again): “imo.”

donkmagnet76: “haha. Touche.”

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T6o. Fold.

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donkmagnet76: “No T on a BLT so I’d have a B. Not sure what happened to the lettuce.”

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K2o. Fold.

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Me: “Apparently, Homeless does not like sandwiches.”

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93o. Fold.

63o. Fold.

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HomelessB: “Sandwiches are fine. It’s losing I don’t like.”

Joachim: “I don’t like lima beans.”

donkmagnet76: “Who does, Joachim? But I bet they would improve if cooked with bacon fat.”

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74s. Fold.

63o. Fold.

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Me: “(sandwich emoji) > losing.”

MattieBoy: “Absolutely anything tastes better with bacon.”

donkmagnet76: “Make a grilled cheese with bacon in it.”

HomelessB: “I always feel like a winner. I just don’t always win.”

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77.

Call.

Four-player pot.

Flop: 3K2

donkmagnet76 bets $8.

MattieBoy calls.

Fold.

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K5o. Fold.

Q2o. Fold.

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HomelessB: “Grilled Cheese With Bacon is where it’s at!”

donkmagnet76: “Hellz yeah!”

Me: “MatlockRgers is in the house. Please make him feel welcome by throwing stuff at him.”

Chaos ensues.

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K4o in BB.

Check.

Joachim bets $12.

Fold.

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PokerByotch: “I’m getting hungry.”

PokerByotch (again): “All this food.”

I throw poop at her.

Me: “Haagen-Dazs.”

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JJ on Button.

Raise to $8.

Poker132213 raises to $24.

Call.

Flop: 248-rainbow.

He checks.

I bet $39.

He folds.

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J6o. Fold.

A7o. Fold.

64o. Fold.

A3o. Fold.

92o. Fold.

72o. Fold.

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MattieBoy: “I got that kind of ice cream when I was in church.”

PokerByotch: “lmao.”

donkmagnet76: “Ok. Seriously. How do you get those diamonds? Buy them?”

MattieBoy: “Who? You get daily rewards if you know where to look on the app.”

For the record, I have no clue what he’s talking about. The emojis are just in my account and I never seem to run out of them.

donkmagnet76: “Clearly, I haven’t figured out where to look.”

HomelessB: “lol.”

HomelessB (again): “You already have a lot of my money.”

MattieBoy: “ha!”

MattieBoy (again): “I currently have 541 more emojis to throw. I better get crackin’.”

donkmagnet76: “Just don’t throw out your back with the heavier emojis.”

MattieBoy: “I’m as strong as an ox.”

MattieBoy (again): “87-year-old ox.”

donkmagnet76: “So you can almost swing your tail at the gnats.”

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76o in SB.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $16.

Fold.

He shows an A.

I show a 6.

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K6o.

Fold.

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65o in SB.

MattieBoy raises to $12 from UTG.

Fold.

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VPIP: 20%

-$3.14

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75o. Fold.

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Qs Ts in MP.

SlowerRoll16 calls.

I raise to $11.

Joachim calls.

SlowerRoll16 calls.

Flop: 4s 8h Qd

SlowerRoll16 checks.

I bet $22.

Two folds.

Back in black (again). I’m getting nauseous writing about it—all this back and forth—like the Pirate Ship at a carnival.

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J9o. Fold.

76o. Fold.

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KK UTG +1.

Raise to $12.

PokerByotch calls.

Flop: 69J

PokerByotch checks.

I bet $24.

She folds.

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Ts 7s in BB.

Check.

Heads-up vs. PokerByotch.

Flop: AA8

Check.

She bets $6.

Fold.

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QJo in SB.

MattieBoy calls.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.

Fold.

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95o. Fold.

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99.

Call.

MattieBoy calls.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $16.

Call.

MattieBoy folds.

Flop: 5Q3

Check-check.

Turn: 2

SlowerRoll16 bets $17.

Call.

River: 3

Check-check.

SlowerRoll16 tables AK.

Nice pot.

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T7o. Fold.

95o. Fold.

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donkmagnet76: “Is there a full moon? Tyler is winning on a Sunday.”

Me: “(two laughing emojis). So far. (fingers crossed emoji).”

MattieBoy: “Wow … that’s messed up.”

donkmagnet76: “Nah, even he admits he’s usually easy like Sunday morning.”

donkmagnet76 (again): “On Sundays.”

MattieBoy: “I’m aware. I’ve read his stuff and follow along. Stop giving him your ***** then! (laughing emoji).”

Not sure if that’s ‘cash’ ‘money’ ‘shit’ or something else.

donkmagnet76: “I don’t think much has gone directly to him tonight.”

donkmagnet76: “I’m sharing the love and the chips.”

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Th 7h in SB.

Call.

Three-way pot.

Flop: K5K

Checked around.

Turn: 2

Check.

Stackitup bets $12.

donkmagnet76 calls.

Fold.

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As 7s on Button.

Raise to $12.

Poker132213 raises to $48.

Fold.

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55 in Cutoff.

Call.

MatlockRgers checks from BB.

Flop: A65

Check-check.

Turn: J

MatlockRgers bets $6.

Raise to $12.

He calls.

River: 3

MatlockRgers checks.

I bet $23.

He calls and auto-mucks.

Decent pot.

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K5s. Fold.

64o. Fold.

62o. Fold.

K9o. Fold.

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88 UTG.

Call.

donkmagnet76 raises to $16.

Call.

Flop: A2T

Check.

donkmagnet76 bets $20.

Fold.

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65o in BB.

PokerByotch raises to $12.

Fold.

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JJ in SB.

Poker13213, donkmagnet76, and HomelessB call.

Call.

Stackitup checks.

Flop: KT7

Check.

Stackitup bets $12.

donkmagnet76 calls.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $36.

HomelessB folds.

Fold.

Stackitup calls.

donkmagnet76 folds.

Turn: 3

Stackitup checks.

SlowerRoll16 bets $30.

Stackitup calls.

River: 3

Check-check.

Stackitup scoops with K5.

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97o on Button.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $8.

Call.

Stackitup calls.

Poker132213 calls.

Flop: K35

Checked around.

Turn: 8

Checked around.

River: K

Checked around.

Poker132213 scoops with 44.

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75o. Fold.

76o. Fold.

64o. Fold.

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Ah 9h in MP.

Call.

Six-player pot.

Flop: 2c As Kc.

I bet $10.

All folds.

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63o. Fold.

J4o. Fold.

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As 7d in BB.

SlowerRoll16 calls.

Check.

Flop: 6QT

He bets $6.

Fold.

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Jh Jc in SB.

PokerByotch calls.

Raise to $8.

PokerByotch calls.

Flop: 652 (two clubs)

I bet $17.

PokerByotch calls.

Turn: Qc

Check.

She bets $22.

Fold.

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K4o. Fold.

T2s. Fold.

K7o. Fold.

Q4o. Fold.

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44 in MP.

Call.

Four-player pot.

Flop: K8T

Checked around.

Turn: 5

Checked around.

River: 8

Checked around.

HomelessB scoops with 84.

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T5o. Fold.

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Qs 3h in BB.

HomelessB and PokerByotch call.

SlowerRoll16 tank-raises to $24.

All folds.

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Qs Js in SB.

HomelessB calls.

Call.

DaKRAKN checks.

Flop: T93-rainbow

I bet $18.

All folds.

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T2s. Fold.

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VPIP: 23.28%

+$49.51

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8c 6c in CO.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.

Call. I had planned on raising to $12 so that works.

Flop: JQ6

SlowerRoll16 checks.

I bet $14.

He calls.

Turn: 9

Check-check.

River: 5

He bets $39.

He has KT, AT, or AK. Likelihood of hands in that order. Only hands that make sense to me.

Call.

He shows AT.

Nice pot.

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63o. Fold.

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QJo.

Call.

MattieBoy raises to $14.

Call.

Flop: 8Q5

MattieBoy bets $16.

Call.

Turn: 2 (third diamond)

Check-check.

River: 9d

He tables KK (no diamond).

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Kd 5d.

Call.

Poker132213 calls.

Four-player pot.

Flop: 4Q6

Checked to MattieBoy, who bets $10.

Fold.

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73o. Fold.

32o. Fold.

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T9o in BB.

MattieBoy raises to $12.

Fold.

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K4o in SB.

HomelessB calls.

Call.

DaKRAKN checks.

Flop: Q3A

Checked to HomelessB, who bets $6.

Fold.

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Ac Td.

donkmagnet76 calls.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $16.

Call.

donkmagnet76 calls.

Flop: 992

donkmagnet76 bets $16.

Fold.

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63o. Fold.

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Qh Jd in HJ.

PokerByotch raises to $12.

Fold.

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3d 3h in MP.

Call.

Poker132213 calls.

MattieBoy calls.

Flop: 683 (two spades)

MattieBoy & donkmagnet76 check to me.

I bet $11.

All folds.

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K7o. Fold.

86o. Fold.

94o. Fold.

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T3s in BB.

Poker132213 raises to $12.

Fold.

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Ks 7d in SB.

Call.

Three-player pot.

Flop: 385 (two diamonds)

Check.

DaKRAKN checks.

PokerByotch bets $8.

Fold.

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Q6o. Fold.

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97o.

Red Riding raises to $14.

Fold.

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75o. Fold.

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PokerByotch: “Ok. Time to call it a night. Good night all.”

Me: “gn.”

MattieBoy: “night SOB.”

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Q6o. Fold.

98o. Fold.

73o. Fold.

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88 in BB.

MattieBoy raises to $12.

Call.

Flop: KTQ

Check.

MattieBoy bets $8.

Fold.

He shows TT.

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85o. Fold.

92o. Fold.

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VPIP: 24.13%

+$47.31

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T7o.

Red Riding raises to $12.

Fold.

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64s. Fold.

74o. Fold.

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MattieBoy: “I’m hopping off in a few hands. Falling asleep.”

donkmagnet76: “Ditto.”

donkmagnet76 (again): “Being able to play lying down is both good and bad.”

They’re typing too fast! I can’t keep up with this conversation—I missed a lot of it. I gathered a few key points—sleeping, kidneys, and cats.

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52o. Fold.

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66 UTG +2.

DaKRAKN raises to $8.

donkmagnet76 calls.

ACDOES2k calls.

Call.

Flop: AK9

Checked around.

Turn: 7

ACDOES2k checks.

Check.

DaKRAKN bets $12.

All folds.

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J8o. Fold.

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83o in BB.

donkmagnet76 calls.

Red Riding raises to $12.

Fold.

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Jc 2c in SB.

flapjakjesus raises to $16.

Fold.

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52o. Fold.

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Ah 9s in Cutoff.

Call.

DaKRAKN raises to $17.

Fold.

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VPIP: 23.91%

+$29.31

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Ah 2h UTG +1.

Raise to $8.

flapjakjesus and ACDOES2k call.

Flop: 6d Ks 8d

Checked around.

Turn: A

flapjakjesus checks.

ACDOES2k bets $13.

I know he has an A. It has to be a stronger A than mine.

Tough fold but correct fold.

Fold.

This is one of many situations where knowing the player is much more important than the technical side of the game. I apply this on every hand against every player to the best of my ability, not just here.

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Q8o. Fold.

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A9o UTG.

Fold.

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Ad Qd in BB.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.

Call.

Flop: 3AJ

Check.

SlowerRoll16 bets $6.

I raise to $17.

He folds.

I knew he would know I had an A. No deception on this hand. Just wanted to win a pot.

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22 in SB.

ACDOES2k raises to $10.

Call.

Flop: 44Q

I bet $12.

He folds.

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9h 8h on B.

Raise to $12.

DaKRAKN raises to $37.

Fold.

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Kd Qc in CO.

Call.

SlowerRoll16 checks from BB.

Flop: KJ9

He checks.

I bet $4.

He folds.

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K8o. Fold.

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VPIP: 25.65%

+$46.21

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22 UTG +1.

Call.

DaKRAKN calls.

flapjakjesus calls.

ACDOES2k checks.

Flop: 55T

flapjakjesus checks.

ACDOES2k checks.

I bet $12, repping the T.

DaKRAKN folds.

flapjakjesus calls.

ACDOES2k raises to $30.

Fold.

That wasn’t a good idea with that many opponents. Typical Sunday? I don’t know. These aren’t plays I make on other nights.

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A4o. Fold.

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As Js in BB.

ACODES2k calls.

Check.

I talked him into playing so I don’t want to take his money, especially after he just lost a big pot (not written about above).

Flop: 7K6

Unfortunately, my notes were not completed here. What happened shall forever remain a mystery.

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64o in SB.

ACDOES2k calls.

Call.

DaKRAKN checks from BB.

Flop: 957

I bet $4.

ACDOES2k calls.

Turn: T

Check-check.

River: 9

Check-check.

He scoops with a pair of 7s.

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Jh 9h on B.

flapjakjesus raises to $10.

Fold.

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42o. Fold.

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VPIP: 26.02%

+$18.21

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Kd Jh in MP.

Call.

DaKRAKN calls.

flapjakjesus checks.

Flop: A56

flapjakjesus checks from BB.

I bet $10.

I know flapjakjesus doesn’t have an A. He would have raised from the BB. Just need to get through DaKRAKN.

DaKRAKN tank-calls.

flapjakjesus folds.

Turn: 3

Check-check.

River: 5

Check-check.

He tables A8 for the scoop.

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Q6o. Fold.

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Ad 3d in BB.

MatlockRgers raises to $10.

ACDOES2k calls.

Call.

Flop: 233 (two spades)

Check.

MatlockRgers checks.

ACDOES2k checks.

Turn: 9 (third spade)

Check (still trapping).

ACDOES2k folds.

MatlockRgers bets $16.

Call.

River: Js (horrible card)

Check (not to trap/white flag)

MatlockRgers bets $36.

Fold.

MatlockRgers shows Qc Th for a bluff.

He doesn’t know, I guess.

Great spot for a bluff though.

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75o. Fold.

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VPIP: 26.23%

-$23.79

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9c 6c.

Red Riding raises to $12.

Call.

Flop: 75A (one club)

Red Riding checks.

Turn: 2c

Check-check.

River: Js

Red Riding bets $42.

Fold.

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52s. Fold.

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Q8o in BB.

MatlockRgers raises to $8.

Call.

Flop: 37J

Check-check.

Turn: 9

I bet $4.

He raises to $8.

Call.

River: 4s

Check.

He bets $34.

Fold.

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Kh 3h in SB.

flapjakjesus raises to $10.

Call.

Need to try something.

Flop: 2h 5d 6h

Check.

He bets $14.

Call.

Turn: 7c

Check-check.

River: 7d

Check-check.

He scoops (don’t remember his hand).

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J6o. Fold.

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Just minimize the run bad. All those nights with losses less than $200 (always my buy-in) add up to a lot of savings over the long haul.

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Ks 6s in CO.

Raise to $12.

MatlockRgers calls.

SlowerRoll16 calls.

Flop: K4T

Two checks to me.

I bet $24.

MatlockRgers calls.

SlowerRoll16 folds.

Turn: 6

MatlockRgers checks.

I jam for $66.21. I do this because he might think it’s a revenge bluff and won’t want me to show it. This is one of many reasons you should never show a bluff. It will hurt you long haul.

He calls and tables KJ.

Effective play.

Then again, most players call with KJ there for $66.21.

For me, it would depend on my opponent.

We run it three times.

I win 2 of 3.

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86o. Fold.

T4o. Fold.

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Th 3h in BB.

DaKRAKN raises to $12.

Fold.

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8d 5d in SB.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.

Fold.

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82s. Fold.

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K8o in CO.

Call.

SlowerRoll16 checks.

Flop: 9T8

He checks.

I bet $6.

He calls.

Turn: 7

Check-check.

River: 4

He tables T7 and scoops.

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55.

Call.

MatlockRgers calls.

flapjackjesus checks.

Flop: 96Q

Checked around.

Turn: 8

flapjakjesus checks.

I bet $13.

Two folds.

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7h 4c in BB.

SlowerRoll16 raises to $12.

Fold.

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VPIP: 27.06%

-$69.19

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97o in SB.

Call.

Flop: Q82

I bet $8—hasn’t worked tonight but usually effective heads-up. Also need to know opponent. Only problem here is I didn’t record my opponent! What a night.

Mystery Player folds.

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94o. Fold.

62o. Fold.

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Three-handed now: me, SlowerRoll16, and flapjakjesus

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53o in BB.

flapjakjesus calls.

Check.

Flop: 5A5

flapjakjesus checks.

Check.

Turn: 3

flapjakjesus bets $6.

Call.

River: K

He checks.

I bet $16.

He folds.

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83s in SB.

flapjakjesus raises to $12.

Fold.

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T3o. Fold.

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Jc 4s in BB.

Walk.

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Kh 8h in SB.

Call.

SlowerRoll16 checks.

Flop: J5J

I bet $4.

He calls.

Check-fold.

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Session complete.

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VPIP: 26.86%

-$63.19

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As I finish typing this, I had a +$467.22 two nights ago and a -$200 last night (my fastest session to date). My updated stats…

Win/Loss: 38-28

Overall: +$4,151.22

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It’s already Saturday as I finish typing this. Next session tomorrow night. See you there!

♠ Tyler Nals | pokerjournal.org