Online Poker with Friends | Part 21

Labor Day Weekend. Going to be tough to maintain a crowd.

7:56 p.m.

Game has been running for two minutes. Too bad I missed it. I love the first two minutes!

At Table: funkyvillain (me), mean joe, CalebDurio, mwnmark, Joachim, LIL’PHOENIX, MattieBoy, donkmagnet76

POKER

Q5o BB.

Four-player pot.

Check-fold on KKA flop.

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T3o BB.

Fold.

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T2s. Fold.

J5o. Fold.

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Someone threw a poop emoji at my face.

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Me: “Who done that?”

MattieBoy: “Done what?”

We throw poop emojis at each other. I knew it was him all along!

mean joe: “I’m donating thanks to Tyler.”

I throw a rose at her.

MattieBoy: “Can you send some my way please, joe?”

mean joe: “Sure darlin’. My name is Linda but I’m trying to look tuff.”

MattieBoy: “Linda Linda Linda.”

MattieBoy (again): “I’m sure you’re tough just the way you are.”

LIL’PHOENIX: “Listen Linda. Listen.”

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J2o. Fold.

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Ah Qs UTG +2.

Raise to 12.

Four callers.

Flop: 6T6 (two diamonds)

Check.

MattieBoy bets $27.

Fold.

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As 2s UTG +1.

Call.

4-player pot.

Flop: Qs 3h 7s

Three checks to me.

I bet $4.

All folds.

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Q4s. Fold.

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Qs 3c BB.

mean joe raises to $8 from UTG.

donkmagnet76 calls.

Call.

Flop: 54Q

I bet $4.

donkmagnet76 folds.

mean joe calls.

Turn: 4

I bet $4.

mean joe folds.

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T2o SB.

Fold.

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Kh Jc BTN.

Three limpers to me.

Call.

mean joe calls.

CalebDurio checks.

Flop: 7d 7h 6d

All checks to me.

I bet $19.

MattieBoy only caller.

Turn: 5s

Check-check.

River: 3d

MattieBoy bets $25.

Call.

He tables Kd 4d.

Didn’t have him on a 4 in MP, but diamonds make sense.

Moderate hit.

Bad call. No clue what I was thinking on this one.

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T5s. Fold.

62o. Fold.

T5o. Fold.

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Joachim: “Mattie’s not nice.”

MattieBoy: “Why am I not nice? I try to be at least.”

MattieBoy (again): “(angel emoji).”

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Qc Jc MP.

LIL’PHOENIX raises to $16.

Call.

I thought I was limping. I didn’t realize there had been a raise due to note-taking. Fucking MattieBoy!

mean joe calls.

Flop: 5s Qh 7c

She checks.

I bet $25.

mean joe calls.

LIL’PHOENIX folds.

Turn: 9c

I bet $18.

She calls.

Turn: 2c

Check-check.

She auto-mucks and I scoop, but that was a little scary.

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As 4s UTG +1.

Raise to $8.

HoosierMummy calls.

donkmagnet76 calls.

LIL’PHOENIX  calls.

Flop: Ac 9d Ts

Two checks to me.

I bet $14.

HoosierMummy folds.

donkmagnet76 calls.

LIL’PHOENIX calls.

Turn: Qc

Two checks to me (again).

Fishy on that board.

Check.

River: Jh

Very bad card.

donkmagnet76 bets $27.

LIL’PHOENIX folds.

Fold.

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77 UTG.

Call.

CalebDurio calls.

donkmagnet76 calls.

LIL’PHOENIX calls from SB.

MattieBoy checks from BB.

Flop: AT3

Checked around.

Turn: 6

Checked around.

River: 9 (third club)

LIL’PHOENIX checks.

MattieBoy bets $6.

Fold.

CaledDurio calls, tables nut flush, and scoops the pot.

I might have missed something here. I’m not sure why CalebDurio didn’t raise with the nuts. The board wasn’t paired so there’s no threat of a full house. One of us missed something. Just not sure which one of us.

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Qh 4h BB.

mwnmark calls.

LIL’PHOENIX calls.

MattieBoy calls.

Check.

Flop: 9h Kh 9s

Checked around.

Turn: 2s

Two checks to mwnmark, who bets $9.

Fold.

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mean joe: “I like Mattie.”

MattieBoy: “Thanks. Thanks! I don’t feel likable often. I am a fan of me though.”

mean joe: “Absolutely.”

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K2s. Fold.

92o. Fold.

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donkmagnet76: “I like Mattie. (smiling emoji).”

Vortex Rises: “I like you a lot Mattie.”

Vortex Rises (again): “See and so does dmag.”

mean joe: “lol. It’s because you’re winning. I just wish I could hit the flop once.”

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Ks Kh CO.

Raise to $12.

mean joe calls. Obviously.

Before the game, she told me she was more of a tournament player and isn’t comfortable in cash because she always feels like people are bluffing her. I told her to let that go because it’s Ego, and that a lower VPIP = More Profits. Linda is an awesome person, but she didn’t listen. L

Flop: 953

I bet $9.

She calls.

Turn: T

I bet $13.

She calls.

River: K

I bet $18.

She calls and auto-mucks.

Nice pot.

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53s. Fold.

A8o. Fold.

Q3o. Fold.

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Kh Ts UTG +1.

HoosierMummy raises to $8.

donkmagnet76 calls.

LIL’PHOENIX calls.

Call.

Flop: T83 (two spades)

Two checks to me.

I bet $19.

HoosierMummy folds.

donkmagnet76 raises to $50.

Fold.

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J2s. Fold.

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7d 6h BB.

donkmagnet76 calls.

MattieBoy calls.

Check.

Flop: 3h Th Qh

I bet $4.

All folds.

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As 3d SB.

donkmagnet76 calls.

Call.

mean joe calls.

Flop: 465 (two spades)

I bet $4.

mean joe raises to $19.

donkmagnet76 folds.

Call.

Turn: Ad

Check.

mean joe bets $26.

Call.

River: 4c

Check-check.

She tables low-end straight.

Misstep here.

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T5o. Fold.

T2o. Fold.

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MattieBoy: “How’s everyone’s night going?”

HoosierMummy: “Terrific. Just got in after a full day on the boat.”

Joachim: “Fantabulous.”

MattieBoy: “Fishing or boating games or whatchu doing on the boat?”

LIL’PHOENIX: “Can’t complain here.”

HoosierMummy: “70 degrees and gorgeous in the PNW.”

donkmagnet76: “I just got home from playing poker to play poker.”

HoosierMummy: “Just motoring around the Salish Sea.”

MattieBoy: “Oh fun!”

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66 UTG.

3-player pot.

Flop: A34

Two checks to me.

I bet $7.

LIL’PHOENIX calls.

Turn: 7

Check-check.

River: J

LIL’PHOENIX bets $17.

I think she turned it.

Fold.

She shows an A.

Wrong read. Right fold.

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8h 7h BB.

donkmagnet76 raises to $16.

MattieBoy calls.

Call.

Flop: 88Q

Checked around.

Turn: 9

I bet $7.

donkmagnet76 calls.

MattieBoy folds.

River: 9

I accidentally hit ‘Bet 4.’ Intended to bet more.

She calls.

I scoop.

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As 6s SB.

mean joe raises to $18.

Call. She will call if I hit.

Flop: 677

Check.

mean joe bets $16.

Call.

Turn: J

I bet $5.

She calls.

River: Q

Check (bad river card).

She checks.

She shows AK.

I scoop.

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84o. Fold.

T7o. Fold.

74o. Fold.

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mean joe: “I hate this game.”

MattieBoy: “Yeah, it’s a terrible game.”

MattieBoy (again): “But I’m glad you’re here with us, Linda! We can have fun despite the game being terrible.”

mean joe: “I’m kidding.”

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53o. Fold.

J8o. Fold.

K3o. Fold.

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8h 4h BB.

Joachim raises to $12.

Fold.

Joachim and mean joe end up all-in on this flop: 5TT

Joachim tables AJ and mean joe tables A9.

They run it three times.

Joachim wins 2 of 3.

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T2o SB.

Fold.

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94o. Fold.

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Joachim vs. mean joe all-in again on 6765 board.

Joachim tables TT.

mean joe tables T9o.

They run it three times.

Joachim wins 2 of 3.

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MattieBoy: “You two are so cute. Let someone else play once in a while.”

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T7o. Fold.

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HoosierMummy vs. mean joe all-in pre-flop.

HoosierMummy tables AQo.

mean joe tables QJo.

They run it twice.

HoosierMummy wins both.

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J9o. Fold.

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Ad Kd MP.

donkmagnet76 calls.

Raise to $12.

donkmagnet76 calls.

Flop: KK6

She checks.

I bet $4.

She calls.

Turn: 5

Check-check.

River: Q

She checks.

I bet $24.

She folds.

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64o. Fold.

64o (again). Fold.

94s. Fold.

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Ah Td UTG.

Raise to $8.

LIL’PHOENIX and MattieBoy call.

Flop: KA7

Two checks to me.

I bet $13.

Two folds.

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Th 8h BB.

HoosierMummy calls.

MattieBoy calls.

Check.

Flop: 89A (one heart)

MattieBoy checks.

I bet $10.

HoosierMummy calls.

MattieBoy folds.

Turn: Qh

I bet $18.

HoosierMummy folds.

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4s 3s SB.

Joachim and LIL’PHOENIX call.

Call.

CalebDurio checks.

Flop: 9h 2s Ah

Check.

CalebDurio bets half the pot.

Fold.

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93o. Fold.

T2o. Fold.

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9h 8h CO.

Call.

Joachim raises to $18.

HoosierMummy calls.

Call.

Flop: 9s 6h 4s

Joachim bets $16.

HoosierMummy raises to $32.

I was going to call. Not now. Definitely behind.

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J9o. Fold.

75s. Fold.

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Th 9h UTG.

Call.

Joachim raises to $14.

Call.

Flop: Q9Q

I bet $6.

He calls.

Turn: 6

Check-check.

River: 5

Check-check.

He tables AA.

Yikes!

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mean joe (after busting): “So long sailors. See you next time.”

MattieBoy: “Great playing with you!”

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K4o BB.

CalebDurio raises to $12.

Fold.

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Ah 3h SB.

Call.

CalebDurio checks.

Flop: 456

I bet $4.

He calls.

Turn: 8

Check.

He bets half the pot.

Fold.

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K3o. Fold.

A7o. Fold.

76o. Fold.

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VPIP: 31.66%

+$61.60

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LIL’PHOENIX: “f*** it.”

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LIL’PHOENIX calls an all-in with TT and loses to AA.

Despite TT not being victorious on this day, a classic line.

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J8s. Fold.

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Joachim: “The old ‘f*** it’ strategy. I know it well. Works the same way whoever tries it.”

MattieBoy: “Award winning, I’m told.”

Joachim: “Your sentient brain says ‘WTF are you doing numb nuts?’”

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Q4o BTN.

Call min-raise.

4-player pot.

Flop: T53

Checked around.

Turn: 2

MattieBoy bets $18.

Fold.

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66 SB.

3-player pot.

Flop: A2Q

Checked around.

Turn: 8

I bet $4.

Two folds.

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K2o. Fold.

85o. Fold.

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KK BTN.

Raise to $8.

Two folds.

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Vortex Rises joins game.

MattieBoy: “Are we going to see the alien tonight?”

Vortex Rises: “Do you want to?”

MattieBoy: “Always.”

She changes from a wavy-haired redhead to an alien.

Vortex Rises: “If anyone doesn’t know, if I’m alien, also known as Sabrina, I’m gambling more.”

Joachim: “Ok.”

Vortex Rising: “She gets bored if she can’t play.”

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As Qs MP.

Raise to $12.

Joachim calls.

Flop: 4K7 (all hearts)

Joachim bets $8.

Fold.

He shows TT (one heart).

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Q5o. Fold.

K9o. Fold.

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A9o BB.

Heads-up vs. MattieBoy.

Flop: AK6

He checks.

I bet $4.

He calls.

Turn: 7

He checks.

I bet $14.

He folds.

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87o SB.

MattieBoy calls.

Vortex Risks checks.

Board: AK24J

I lose to Q5o.

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92o. Fold.

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33 CO.

MattieBoy raises to $16.

Fold.

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Q2o. Fold.

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I missed a lot of the following conversation, but apparently donkmagnet76 mentioned that she accidentally Googled ‘cat balls’ and Joachim asked MattieBoy if he was a veterinarian.

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donkmagnet76: “Well I thought I saw balls, but my dad said he was neutered. I was also comparing my cats’ butts because they have no balls.”

Joachim: “There’s a word for people like you.”

donkmagnet76: “Harder to tell with cats compared to dogs. I’m ball curious apparently.”

Vortex Rising: “(four laughing emojis).”

Joachim: “That wasn’t the word, but that will do.”

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QJo MP.

HoosierMummy raises to $14 from BB.

Fold.

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T4o BB.

Heads-up vs. MattieBoy.

Small pot.

He bets $4 on turn.

Fold.

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53s SB.

Fold.

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Ah Kh BTN.

Raise to $12.

CalebDurio calls.

Flop: 578

He checks.

I bet $9.

He calls.

Turn: T

Check-check.

River: A

He checks.

I bet $10.

He folds.

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J4s. Fold.

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As Kh CO.

Raise to $8.

MattieBoy calls.

Flop: A7A

Check-check.

Turn: J

He bets $8.

Call.

River: 9

He checks.

I bet $4.

He calls.

I scoop and he shows an A. Nice call-only, MattieBoy.

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K4o. Fold.

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Ks Jd MP.

Call.

mwnmark calls.

HoosierMummy calls.

donkmagnet76 raises to $24.

Fold.

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83s. Fold.

Q5s. Fold.

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J7o BB.

Vortex Rises raises to $8 from UTG.

Fold.

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52o. Fold.

52o (again). Fold.

93o. Fold.

K9o. Fold.

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Ad 2d CO.

Call.

4-player pot.

Board: K37Q3

Checked around.

I lose to 55 but small pot.

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MattieBoy: “Who keeps throwing all the chickens? I actually think they’re roosters.”

Donkmagnet76: “Check for balls?”

Vortex Rises: “(three laughing emojis).”

HoosierMummy: “Tell him a dirty cat joke and see if he gets an erection.”

MattieBoy: “You can trust me. I’m a vet.”

donkmagnet76: “Just when we thought we couldn’t top midget porn, ladies and gentlemen, I give you animal testicles.”

Vortex Rises: “(six laughing emojis).”

MattieBoy: “Gonna be difficult to top that.”

Vortex Rises: “Seriously got me rolling over here.”

donkmagnet76: “I will say IMO a chicken emoji makes more sense than a rooster. No one says, ‘I can’t believe he folded that, what a rooster.’”

Vortex Rising: “(three laughing emojis).”

MattieBoy: “I agree donk, but roosters have the fun bags under their chins. Do chickens?”

HoosierMummy: “Um, there’s another word for a male chicken.”

donkmagnet76: “Depends on the fun bags.”

Vortex Rises: “(three laughing emojis).”

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T3o. Fold.

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7d 4d BB.

3-player pot.

Flop: JTK

Checked around.

Turn: 7

MattieBoy checks.

I bet $4.

Two folds.

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T2o. Fold.

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VPIP: 30.20%

+$92.10

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74s. Fold.

A2o. Fold.

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Jd Td MP.

Raise to $8.

All folds.

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54o. Fold.

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KJo UTG +1.

Raise to $8.

mwnmark calls.

HoosierMummy calls.

donkmagnet76 calls.

MatlockRgers calls.

Flop: 5A6

donkmagnet76 bets $14.

Fold.

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ATo UTG.

Raise to $8.

MattieBoy calls.

Flop: 367

He checks.

I bet $4.

He folds.

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J8o BB.

MattieBoy calls.

Check.

Flop: 922

He bets $4.

Fold.

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J4o SB.

Fold.

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65o. Fold.

Q3s. Fold.

93o. Fold.

72s. Fold.

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Qs Js UTG.

Raise to $12. Intended to be $8. Always a few of these on a Sunday night.

CalebDurio calls.

Flop: 953 (no spades)

Check-check.

Turn: K

Check-check.

River: 4

He bets $20.

Fold.

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Ks 5d BB.

mwnmark calls.

MattieBoy calls.

Check.

Flop: 56Q

MattieBoy checks.

I bet $9.

Two folds.

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J4o SB.

Fold.

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J3o. Fold.

J8o. Fold.

95s. Fold.

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Kd Tc UTG +1.

Raise to $12.

All folds.

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Ah 6h BB.

Check.

4-player pot.

Flop: 9h 7d 4s

Checked to donkmagnet76, who bets $8.

Fold.

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VPIP: 29.56%

+$88.10

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96o SB.

Fold.

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Q8o. Fold.

95o. Fold.

73o. Fold.

A9o. Fold.

Q6o. Fold.

93o. Fold.

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8h 4d BB.

mwnmark calls.

Vortex Rises to $12.

Fold.

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KJo SB.

Open-raise to $8.

Flop: 865 (two hearts)

I bet $4.

He calls. Unfortunately, I don’t know who ‘he’ is or if he I had any hearts.

Turn: 7d

Check-check.

River: 5c

Check-check.

He tables AQ and scoops.

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J7o. Fold.

82s. Fold.

86o. Fold.

64s. Fold.

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33 MP.

Call.

mwmark calls.

donkmagnet76 calls.

MatlockRgers calls.

Flop: 278

Two checks to me.

I bet $4.

mwnmark and donkmagnet76 call.

Turn: K (third diamond)

Checked around.

donkmagnet76 scoops with A7.

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Ks Jc UTG.

Call.

Vortex Rises calls.

MatlockRgers calls.

Flop: J3Q

Two checks to me.

I bet $8.

MatlockRgers calls.

Turn: 8

Check-check.

River: 9

Check-check.

He tables a set of 3s.

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Q4o BB.

Check.

3-player pot.

Flop: 878

Checked around.

Turn: 6

MattieBoy bets $6.

Fold.

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Ah 2s SB.

mwnmark calls.

MatlockRgers calls.

MattieBoy calls.

Call.

HomelessB checks.

Flop: JQ7

Checked to MatlockRgers, who bets $12.

Fold.

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85o. Fold.

32o. Fold.

73o. Fold.

95o. Fold.

97o. Fold.

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J7o BB.

Check.

3-player pot.

Flop: KQK

Check-fold.

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Ad 5c BTN.

Two limpers to me.

Raise to $12.

All folds.

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T4o. Fold.

J2s. Fold.

A6o. Fold.

74o. Fold.

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3h 3d BB.

Check.

3-player pot.

Flop: 7T2 (all clubs)

MattieBoy bets $6.

Fold.

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53o SB.

donkamgnet76 calls.

Call.

HomelessB checks.

Flop: A7K

Checked around.

Turn: 8

Checked around.

River: 9

Checked around.

donkmagnet76 scoops with J8.

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T5o. Fold.

J6o. Fold.

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Kd Qc UTG +1.

Raise to $8.

donkmagnet76 calls.

Flop: 3TK

She checks.

I bet $10.

She folds.

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83o. Fold.

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Kh Th SB.

HomelessB raises to $10.

Time-out fold. Accident. Checking messages.

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A5o SB.

donkmagnet76 raises to $12.

Fold.

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52o. Fold.

K5o. Fold.

K6o. Fold.

Q5o. Fold.

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93o BB.

Flop: 4AT

Checked around.

Turn: A

Checked around.

River: J

Checked to mwnmark, who bets $7.

Fold.

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Ad Qh SB.

MattieBoy raises to $10.

Call.

Flop: 6QT

Check.

He bets $16.

Call.

Turn: 2

Check-check.

River: 7

I bet $24.

He calls and auto-mucks.

Had him on KQ or QJ.

Decent pot.

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Q3o. Fold.

T6o. Fold.

65o. Fold.

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VPIP: 26.75%

+$82.90

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Ks 9c BB.

Heads-up vs. MattieBoy.

Flop: 9AK

He checks.

I bet $6.

He folds.

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Kh Qs SB.

MattieBoy calls.

Call.

mwnmark checks.

Flop: 758

Checked to MattieBoy, who bets $8.

Fold.

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93o. Fold.

92o. Fold.

87o. Fold.

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As Qc BB.

Vortex Rises and MattieBoy limp to me.

Raise to $12.

Two folds.

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42o SB.

Fold.

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KK BTN.

Raise to $8.

Vortex Rises calls.

Flop: J79

She checks.

I bet $4.

She folds.

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93s. Fold.

75o. Fold.

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52s BB.

mwnmark raises to $10.

Fold.

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76o SB.

Call.

3-player pot.

Flop: 925

I bet $4.

MattieBoy calls.

Turn: 5

Check-check.

River: 3

Check-check.

He scoops with T9.

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97o. Fold.

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VPIP: 27.38%

+$86.90

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84o. Fold.

93s. Fold.

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83o BB.

Vortex Rises to $12.

Fold.

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Qd Ts SB.

donkmagnet76 calls.

MattieBoy calls.

Call.

mwnmark calls.

Flop: 463

Checked around.

Turn: 7

Checked around.

River: J

MattieBoy wins the pot with K-high.

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86s MP.

MattieBoy raises to $12.

Fold.

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63o BB.

Check.

Heads-up vs. MattieBoy.

Flop: 58Q

Check-check.

Turn: 3

I bet $4.

He calls.

River: 7

Check-check.

I win a small pot.

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Kh 9s SB.

Raise to $12.

mwnmark folds.

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82s. Fold.

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76o MP.

MattieBoy raises to $12.

Fold.

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K4o. Fold.

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73o BB.

Check.

Heads-up vs. Mystery Player.

I bet $4 on flop and $4 on turn.

He folds to turn bet.

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J5o SB.

Call.

Heads-up vs. mwnmark.

Flop: 4A2

Check.

He bets $6.

Fold.

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63o. Fold.

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VPIP: 27.07%

+$90.90

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96o BB.

Vortex Rises raises to $10.

Fold.

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62 SB.

Fold.

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63o. Fold.

63o (again). Fold.

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9h 8h UTG.

Call.

4-player pot.

Flop: 5c Td 6c

MattieBoy bets $10.

Fold.

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5s 3c BB.

Check.

Heads-up vs. Vortex Rises.

Flop: 526

I bet $4.

She calls.

Turn: J

Check-check.

River: T

Check-check.

I scoop. She was open-ended.

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52o. Fold.

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9s 7c BTN.

Raise to $8.

Flop: 339

She checks.

I bet $4.

She folds.

I’m not sure which she this was, but I know it was a she.

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93o. Fold.

K6o. Fold.

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93o BB.

Heads-up vs. MattieBoy.

Flop: 59Q

He checks.

I bet $4.

He folds.

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Jd Tc SB.

Call.

mwnmark checks.

Flop: T5Q

I bet $4.

He raises to $8.

Call.

Turn: 6

Check-check.

River: J

I bet $10.

He folds.

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85o. Fold.

94o. Fold.

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Ad 9d UTG.

Raise to $8.

3-player pot.

Flop: 3d Ks Jd

Checked around.

Turn: 4s

MattieBoy checks.

I bet $4.

mwnmark calls.

MattieBoy folds.

River: 2s

Check-check.

MattieBoy wins post with A2.

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9d 5h BB.

MattieBoy raises to $10.

Fold.

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8c 3c SB.

3-player pot.

Flop: 3s 2s Js

Checked around.

Turn: 2

MattieBoy checks.

I bet $4.

Two folds.

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95o. Fold.

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Kc 5c CO.

Call.

4-player pot.

Flop: 8AK

Three checks to me.

I bet $4.

All folds.

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As Ks UTG.

Raise to $8.

MattieBoy calls.

Flop: 374 (no spades)

He checks.

I bet $7.

He calls.

Turn: 9

Check-check.

River: 9

He bets $20.

Fold.

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Ac 3c BB.

Vortex Rises calls.

Check.

Flop: Qh Jc Qc

I bet $4.

All folds.

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This has been 5-handed for a while and I have developed a blister. Just going to play for a bit. No more notes unless the game picks up again, which is doubtful since it’s Labor Day Weekend. I’m just chillin’ and playing poker while listening to Black Sabbath.

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VPIP: 26.16%

+$110.70

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Back to seven players, but no notes for a bit. Then again, I had to record the following conversation in chat…

donkmagnet76: “Yoda sounds like Cookie Monster and Mr. Miyagi sounds like Yoda.”

donkmagnet76 (again): “Aliens must like Sesame Street.”

HoosierMummy: “Woman who flies plane upside down has crack up.”

MattieBoy: “Man who goes to bet with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger.”

Vortex Rising: “Grosssssss.”

donkmagnet76: “Man who fish in toilet catches nothing but boneless brown trout.”

donkmagnet76 (again): “Man who enters airplane sideways is going to Bangkok.”

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VPIP: 23.26%

+$103.33

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I’m writing and editing this later in the week. Updated Results….

Win/Loss: 40-31

Overall: +$4032.16

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